Funny/Worst Drunk Moments R-rated edition

[YKJosh]

My worst drunk moment and kinda funny now to talk about, was when I got blasted after going out w some of my friends. When I went to bed I was nearly blacked out, I couldn't comprehend shit nor could I feel half my body. Well I vaguely remember waking up in the middle of the night and "using the bathroom". Well, after I did that I woke up a bit more coherent and sober at about 7am to use the bathroom again, and well I stepped in a puddle of piss... I soon came to find out that when I got up before that I never walked to the bathroom to piss, but rather I stood up thinking I was at the toilet and pissed on the floor beside the bed. That is only one of the many stories, but I think its my worst and funniest one. The other one was probably, when I woke up on my living couch but ass naked. But thats a story for another day.

[YKJosh]

My life is the hangover movie in a nutshell, I am convinced.

[YKJosh]

sadly I am Allen